Male Fertility Recipe: Spaghetti Salad with Grilled Vegetables
You know The Rotini Salad I’m talking about. It’s the one with the boiled white spiral noodles, chopped bell peppers, maybe some cucumber, and a slick sheen of storebought Italian dressing. The pasta, overcooked and coated in cheap oil, evades the tines of your plastic fork, causing you to chase it all over your plate. The taste, after you finally stab a bite, makes you wonder how this bland, slightly chemical-flavored dish ever installed itself as a traditional American picnic dish.
It’s time to do better.
Male Fertility Recipe: Spaghetti Salad with Grilled Vegetables
Male Fertility Recipe: Blacked Chicken and Quinoa Salad
“I hear it all the time: I don’t have the time to make meals at home. It’s an excuse—plain and simple,” he says.
The chef, cookbook author, and founder of Food Revolution Day (today, May 17) says that you can make healthy, tasty, inexpensive meals at home in less time than it takes to grab a greasy bag of fast food from the drive-thru.
Male Fertility Recipe: Blacked Chicken and Quinoa Salad
Male Fertility Recipe: Grilled Leek Flatbread
Occasion #1: The attendees are under the age of 16.
Occasion #2: You screwed up the food you were supposed to prepare.
For all other occasions, calling delivery pie signals that you’re dialing it in. it’s the easy out—especially during summer, when your grill can help feed more people quickly due to its high heat.
Male Fertility Recipe: Grilled Leek Flatbread
Male Fertility Recipe: Grilled Ceaser Salad
Won’t the heat cause the leaves to burn and wilt? Actually, if you use hearty romaine lettuce, the hot grill grates will only singe the leaves slightly, imparting them with a subtle charred flavor.
Won’t it taste boring? Well, not if you use the following recipe, which pumps up the traditional Caesar dressing with two types of heat—chipotle peppers and Tabasco. Plus, you also top the salad with grilled avocado and grilled croutons. It’s spicy, garlicky, cheesy, crunchy, and creamy all in one.
Where’s the protein? This salad tastes great on its own, but, sure, it would also work well with grilled shrimp, steak, or chicken, too.
Male Fertility Recipe: Grilled Ceaser Salad
Male Fertility Recipe: Fried Rice
That’s the beauty of fried rice. Anything goes. And anything in your fridge that needs to go (and is still edible) can be saved by a quick stir-fry in the skillet or wok.
Male Fertility Recipe: Fried Rice
Male Fertility Recipe: Drunken Noodles
What did you do wrong? Was it something you said? Will that dish you loved ever return?
In an odd love triangle, I watched this happen to my girlfriend. She fell in love with a dish called “drunken man noodles” from a local Thai restaurant. Her loyalty to this spicy, garlicky, salty dish impressed me. Despite my urgings for her to try something else, despite the sodium-induced thirst that followed, despite the indigestion—she’d return to the drunken man.
Male Fertility Recipe: Drunken Noodles
Male Fertility Recipe: Duck Breasts with Cherry Jus
All it takes is one unsung protein, one decadent dish to make you rekindle your love affair with your grill. That protein, that dish, is grilled duck breasts with cherry jus, created by Victor Scargle, executive chef of Lucy Restaurant & Bar in Yountville, CA.
Male Fertility Recipe: Duck Breasts with Cherry Jus
Male Fertility Recipe: Steak with BBQ’d Bacon-Oyster Butter
My self-imposed dietary restrictions were for health concerns, not humane ones. After finding relief for my ailment that didn’t include refraining from meat, I ate a steak.
I still remember that steak. If I close my eyes, I’m chewing it. If I concentrate, I can feel that carnal, soul-satisfying feeling of being restored as a meat-eater.
Male Fertility Recipe: Steak with BBQ’d Bacon-Oyster Butter
Male Fertility Recipe: Gazpacho
But if there’s one time of year you should pay attention to what’s fresh, it’s right now. This is the moment for peak tomatoes—a type of produce that those off-season varieties can’t match. A summer tomato is plump, juicy, and bursting with bright flavor. A tomato at any other time of the year is meager, mealy, and tasteless. It’s Batman versus Batman & Robin. It’s Born to Run versus Human Touch. It’s a Mustang versus a Focus.
Male Fertility Recipe: Gazpacho
Male Fertility Recipe: Fish Tacos
That’s the lazy way out. If you put a little more time an effort into the process, you can make the best fish tacos you’ve ever tasted at home.
Male Fertility Recipe: Fish Tacos
Male Fertility Recipe: Meatloaf Sliders
But you can make delicious meatloaf without the use of ketchup or bread (or a hairnet!) by sticking with really good ingredients.
Male Fertility Recipe: Meatloaf Sliders
Male Fertility Recipe: Lobster Salad Roll
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